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Pelican Girl photo by Miguel Edwards
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Pelican Girl photo (top) by Miguel Edwards
 

 
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Dignity within diversity

Our animal friends and colleagues are treated with the utmost dignity and respect. Circus Contraption trainers use only love and positive reinforcement to enhance the natural talents of our animal performers.

Circus Contraption values diversity. Our non-discrimination policy extends not just to genus and species, but all the way up to kingdom. Sensitivity training is an integral part of the taming process for all animal stars. The plants that travel with the show are grown organically, and are eaten only at the natural end of their happy lives.

Our circus animals are the first in the U.S. to be unionized. To organize performers or exhibits in your area, contact the Theatrical, Zoological and Laboratory Local of PETA.

Tough love?

The whips, restraints, and fly swatters used by Circus Contraption are theatrical props used by the mutual consent of our human and animal partners. The swatter used by our beetle tamer couldn't hurt a fly.

 

Disclaimer: All of our animals are creatures of the imagination, rendering the aforementioned policies unenforceable. However, we are currently consulting inanimate-animal rights activists in an attempt to draft a puppet bill of rights.

 
 

 
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