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...and some of them have answers
Is your show appropriate for children?
Usually. The vast bulk of our material is created for adults. The vast bulk of the aforementioned vast bulk is also accessible to children. Unless a show is advertised as not for children, or is taking place in a venue where one wouldn't expect to find little tykes hanging out, it's safe to bring your kids along. Some of the material will sail over their heads, but they're sure to delight in the sensory overload of the circus. Our new show, "Circus Contraption's Grand American Traveling Dime Museum," contains some mature content and is not recommended for children 12 and under. Do you use animals?
We exploit only homo sapiens. We do, however, have a complete animal rights policy which we hope will delight both animal rights activists and circus animal advocates. Are you from Vashon Island?
No, we are not UMO. We had nothing to do with "Millennium Circus." We rehearse and send out propaganda from our world headquarters at the former Sand Point Naval Station, where the aforementioned physical theater group performed their aforementioned semi-circus show. But no... |
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