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And we're spent

Who would have guessed that there was such a demand for hot clown-on-clown action? Thanks to everyone who came out to make our StripJoint fundraiser a phenomenal success. Pictures from the photo booth are now online.

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Thank you to all the fantabulous people and businesses who contributed to this event:

  • promo photos by David Adam Edelstein
  • poster design by Jed Dunkerley
  • raffle prizes from Castle Megastore, Toys In Babeland, Metro Clothing Company, Sin City, and B-Bam!
  • music by the Fremont Philharmonic, Road Movie to Berlin, Filistine, and our favorite guest accordionist, Greg Adair
  • sound by Steve Ditore
  • security by the Infernal Noise Brigade's tactical team
  • photo booth by John Cornicello
  • donations from Redhook Brewery
  • Dennis "D-Gro" Grosvenor-- The best bartender a schoolgirl could ever wish for. You were our hero.
  • Tyler, Joe, Dick, David and The Elysian and Tangletown, for hooking us up and bailing us out!
  • extreme grace under fire from John and Sara at Segway
  • help above and beyond the call of duty from Colleen Carey, Daniel Walsh, Bradley, Angie, Sky, and Crash
  • dancing, bar staffing, and general spectacular-ness from a fantastic team of volunteers

For you late-comers, here's what you missed:

Circus Contraption creates an evening not even Sigmund Freud was able to dream up! A feast of sensual rapture awaits as we bring you:


A Circus/Strip Club Party and Fundraiser Benefit for an all-new Circus Contraption Show.

Saturday, March 6, 2004

8 pm to 1:30 am

The Segway, 5701 22nd Ave NW in beautiful Ballard, Seattle WA

Tickets: $8.00 to $20.00, sliding scale

21 and over

Information: 206-442-2004 or

tarts on trapeze

Sexy, revealing StripperClowns of all orientations! HOT HOT HOT GIRLS AND BOYS!!! Dancing on Two Stages all night long! Scantily Clad Tarts on Trapeze! Couch Dances! Double Trouble! Shower Shows! VIP Room! Oil wrestling!

Enter a raffle for fabulous, naughty prizes!

Sip a refreshing libation at our Full Bar, or get "administered to" by the randy Jagermeister Nurse!

Live music includes The Fremont Philharmonic ("providing a cure for Armageddon"), Road Movie To Berlin (providing amazing covers of They Might Be Giants hits), and our own Circus Contraption Band (providing a bracing curative for the afflictions of our times).

And as always, plenty of Clown-On-Clown Action!!!

All proceeds from this event will be used to "mount"* an entirely brand-"spanking"* new Circus Contraption show to "penetrate"* your consciousness in late spring of this year. And we can think of no better way to "solicit"* your generosity than by the gratuitous use of SEXUAL ENTICEMENT!!!

This is going to be an amazing party and we need your help in continuing our mission to bring you the strangest in contemporary, surreal Circus entertainment. So spend freely and often and maybe you'll take a clown home for the evening!

StripJoint will be held for one dirty little night only!!!

SATURDAY MARCH 6 (Note date change from previous email announcement)

All tickets sold at the door, first-come, first-served.

This is a 21 and over event. ID's will be checked!



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